Wednesday, May 16, 2012

A Talk Between Mike Gillis and Jason Garrison

Mike Gillis: Jason, we're a big fan of yours and would love to have you join the Canucks organization.

Jason Garrison: Mike, it's always been a dream of mine to play in Vancouver. I grew up as a huge Canucks fan and hoped this day would become a reality.

Mike Gillis: Well, that's good to hear. We have a tight knit group here. We do things a little different here. You've probably heard about the sleep doctor and stuff of that nature.

Jason Garrison: Sure, the organization sounds very forward thinking and I love that. I can't tell you how happy I am. I've got to be the luckiest man in the world! Is there anything else I should know?

Mike Gillis: Umm, not really.....well just one. We ask our players not to post videos of their hunting trips. Our fanbase is full of crazy, left-wing loons and they don't like looking at dead animals. Just between you and me, I think this city is full of pussies. Anyway, you'll be ok with not showing off your kills, right?

Jason Garrison: Bye.

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